How much boom could a piano-boom chuck if a piano-boom could chuck boom?

How much boom could a piano-boom chuck if a piano-boom could chuck boom? Well, it turns out that the old standard "boom-chuck" piano writing standby has LOTS of potential for newness, even though it's been used, abused, and mangled to death for years and years. For hundreds of years, the great "boom-chuck" rhythm has supported folk tunes, popular tunes, marching bands, polka bands, and MANY other types of music. So much so that, understandably, you might be VERY sick of it. And yet, there's...